scglunt - Don Reichard Hades Dramatic writing

I personally love Odysseus; He is always providing me with fresh

human souls. During the Trojan War both the men he killed and the men he

lost came to me in the underworld. I was upset when the war ended but

wait there Odysseus Is sailing around Oh look he got his men killed while

plundering oh no now there is a Cyclopes killing his men ahahaha. Oh look

he even went and got himself cursed.

Every time Odysseus screws up I win. Even after the entire curse was over

he goes home and kills 132+ men. I think Odysseus is just great.

On top of all these souls he is providing me with he’s ticking off my

brothers could this get any better, he jabbed my brothers son in the eye

and blinded him, then he got him and his crew cursed. He got his entire

crew killed providing me with hundreds of fresh souls. Even though he

broke the rules and came to the land of the dead and left alive I am still

very happy with Odysseus